funnytwittertweets:

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findsomethingtofightfor:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

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tupacabra:

segamascot:

me when I pull up to my house on my birthday and see all of my friend’s cars parked outside

mosquitogirl:

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notpikaman:

dotglobal:

The Pegasus

Dallas, Texas

(2019)

shot & edited by: me

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gotterhag:

uxji:

fluoresensitivearchived:

Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.

Love this website

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twinpeakscaptioned:

how i plan to end all social interactions from now on

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velvetys:

duncebento:

velvetys:

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

pjackk:

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

can you do a horse drawing reveal

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quantum-dragon:

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demilypyro:

tumblr won’t let me post any more audio right now so have this

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